Sunday, June 29, 2014

Church #20. McDougall United Church. June 22, 2014.



So if you’re like me and  ride the #9 bus thru down town.  You know this Church, and you have probably seen it more times than you can count. Well today I decided to walk into it. Ps. I went with the bill-board and decided to “like” them. 


Truth is that I have been here a few times; it was just my casual go-to church for a while.  And still is in some ways.



I walked in to discover that one of things I was hoping for most was gone. Someone drank all the tea. * darnit! The crowd was slightly bigger here, about 70 people, but like most churches, a lot of seniors. The service was started in song then immediately after fallowed by greeting the people around you. There was a senior fellow that went up to the front to make some church announcements. He mentioned that the next Sunday service would be outside and he also informed us that there was large qualities of rhubarb sitting on the “sharing table” note* this is one of the few churches I have ever seen with a sharing table. I got a good chuckle out of the tall and slim 75 year old man that stood at the front of the church giving these announcements while waving one of the giant rhubarb leaves he brought with him. It made my day. Remember stewed rhubarb is the breakfast of champions :P 


Today was a special day. Father’s Day to be exact. I am not going to lie, but my family like most is guilty of highly under celebrating Father’s day, so it was kind of a cool thing to watch. A prayer was said for all the fathers in the room, past, present, and future. Then a few of children were given baskets full of small gifts that they took around the church that the fathers in the room were allowed to pick from.  From what I could see the packets had many items like packs of nails, hammers, flashlights and BBQ scrappers. 


Some good points were made that day. A few quotes I grabbed included “Masculinity is valuable and Important”, And “it is not unmanly to come to church.” Near the end of the service there was also a moment where people were invited to come up and light candles in memory of past father and father type figures that have passed away. I did so for my 2 grandfathers that have fallen asleep in the lord.


One thing I have never actually seen happen in Sunday service was a baptism.  And that happened today. I myself am baptized, but I am sure that was not part of a regular Sunday service, and I can’t be sure but I think it was done at night??? All I know is that the background of the pictures is supper dark. But I digress.
There was a aprox 45 year old lady who walked to the front of the church ( her husband came too for moral support).  The pastor leading the service explained that this woman has never been baptized and wished to do that today. So the pastor went ahead with the ceremony and used the “baptismal font” and the holly water in it. 


With her land she took the water and touched it to the ladies forehead. I know there are different forms that will be used to put the water on a person being baptized. The first baptisms were done by, ya, you guessed it. John the Baptist. Our crazy half-dressed nature boy that lived out in the wilderness, and dunked people in the Jordan river to cleanse them from sin and to let them start anew.


 I have heard of a verity of method to achieve this, with babies and adults.  With some it involves dunking the whole person in the river, or the baby in the font, or just simply have some of it drizzled over their forehead. (I think that was mostly likely done with me…)  and then some will take it too some pretty crazy extents.This one makes me laugh every time. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89wRDIIuSw0



But after it was all said and done there was a roaring applause and the crowd all raised their hands to do a group prayer for the newly baptized church member. She was also given an official baptism certificate and a large candle. 

The scripture reading form the day was all the way back at the beginning of the bible in Genesis talking about creation. I know very well That there is quite a few people out there that can’t stand the idea of creation and that everything in the universe just magically came about in 6 days. Well thankfully this church leader didn’t think so either. I picker he brain on this concept after the service. She explained to me that her perspective on this was that all of the days should be looked at al long era’s of time that each more specifically focused on  each part of the development of the world as we know it. 

If you have read my previous articles on united churches you would know that many of them have now become “affirming churches” meaning they fully accept and welcome the gay community and even allow them to be leaders in the church. 

I bring up this point because the pastor attempted to tackle a heard question. What is Gods gender? Is god a man?  This was the result. The ancient Israelites of the time needed to view god as a man to help lead them into war because the opponents they were going up against were pagans who viewed their god as being female. That’s what I got told. However I was also told that in the bible it says that God made humanity in god’s likeness. God made both men and women equally. So therefore in my mind, and the mind of this church leader, God’s being likely holds a balance of both genders. Male and Female. 

She also spoke to the idea that since god carries aspects of both, so do we and we all just live on a spectrum of different degrees of each gender. Hence why some men can be attracted to other men, and how some women can be attracted to other women. 
There was one thing I heard today that I didn’t quite understand was the phrase “ set people free at the Pentecost”. So apparently the Pentecost was a time exactly 50 days after Jesus ascended and the holly spirit comes down over the people. Cool stuff. 



HAPPY FATHERS DAY EVERYONE!

Saturday, June 28, 2014

Church # 19. Evangelical Fellowship Church. Jun 15, 2014.



So last we spoke I mentioned that church I found on the way home from the  grocery store. Ps.  This thing totally doesn’t show up on Google maps or anything. I took a quick glance and noticed that the service was at 10:30 so that gave me all I needed to know.
I was a quick walk from my house as most of the churches I have been going to  are. As I walked into the entry way I saw that another service was just getting out,  it appeared to be of the same demographic mix of people as the service going in. ( don’t quote me on this, but I think the earlier service was in German) . It was filled with mostly people of the retirement age and I was getting a lot of weird look like usual with people wondering what the heck I was doing there. 

I felt the need to get away from the crowd so I moved off to a back corner where I found an elderly man aprox 80 years old.  I we sat down and had a nice conversation ( one of the sweetest old men I will ever meet) he mentioned how things have become hard at  his age  and then told me that in the bible it tells us that there will be coming years in our lives where living is hard. I haven’t found that part yet. But ill believe the guy.
A lot of the seniors in the church are normally the first ones to greet me, which has been the norm at almost every church I have been to. Then they ask me if I had been here before? And that of cores results in me telling them about my little project. Most of them are deeply shocked and confused and say”that’s nice” and simply scurry off.
I had another one of those today, but this time when I told her about my project she reacted with “ but you should not be going around to other denominations because some of them do not act like PROPER Christians.” My only thoughts on this were REALLY??? REALLY???  YOUR ONE OF THOSE??? . God help us all! 

This was one of those “bare churches” as they call them. Not much had changed in it. Epically not the seating, which was still rocking the pea-soup green upholstery. Classy :P


 Despite the out-dated colour,  they were some of this most comfy  pews I have ever sat in. There was also little “reserved” singes on some of the pews. Why they are reserved? I have no idea? For the elderly? For all those people with children ?  For the people sneaking in last min hoping on one noticed? I digress. 

I counted about 50 heads mostly of people over the retirement age, with maybe 6 people in their late teen s early 20’s.  There was no children at this service. I the pastor was your average middle aged whit guy who bore a resemblance to Don Cherry. I the one thing I can be sure about this guy is that he knows how to conduct cause even without thinking he was waving his hand away as we sang the  first few songs. 

This service  was odd in the fact that at no point was a section of scripture  taken out and discussed and analyzed. It was just along rant from the pastor trying to address “ hot button issues”  with the modern church, while actually doing nothing to address them. Spoken like a true politician. So all I have for ya at the moment is a long list of quotes that I was able to jot-down in the time I had. 

-“ people are tired of conflict”
-“everyone’s personal gifts are important”
-“you cannot buy your salvation”
-“allowing or not allowing speaking with tongs and ticks.”
- “False Religions are the ones that deny Christ is God.”
…………I’m not going to get into this. However I would love to see the look on their faces when all the richly tolerant Buddhists agree with them. Hahahahahah! * Please see my article on the Tao Buddhist temple to more fully understand the joke. 

-“to help the church stay on track, avoid false teachings”
- “the church has to be careful on the matters of morality” 

The one interesting fact that I got out of this was the answer to why the Greek-Orthodox church split off of the Catholics.  Apparently it was all over the question, “who sends the holly spirit”? Pretty silly little thing to have the entire church split over, but apparently it was a big issue at the time. 

Communion was offered but I decided not to take it, it just didn’t feel right. It was done in an odd manner thou.  There was groups of people that came up, about 15 people at a time, stood in a half circle and had the bread and wine distributed to them. (Apparently at this church there is an option of wine or grape juice) . And then the pastor would say a prayer to each group, but I noticed that he did not repeat the same prayer for all 4 groups.  Each was different. Interesting. Side-note: one of the guy in the half circle was backing up and not looking where he was going, and almost feel over an artificial tree. 

Just as I was getting up to go, I got Into conversation with a middle aged women who I told about my project who swiftly moved me across the church  to meet with the other 12 or so of college aged kids there. So I did as I always do, I get in front of them and explain my project. I this 5 min of each of my adventures fills the gap that contains the best and worst part of my Sundays. The best part is that moment when I talk about my 100 churches and how I got into all this. The crowd  is interested and listening and I’m happy.  And then the moment comes that shitty when I tell them I am also a Universalist and I am also going to 10 different places that are not churches.  That’s the moment when half of the crowd losses eye contact with me and leaves. Sad moments be Sad. 

I would like to take one last word to mention the pastor. I had this feeling as a watched and listened to him that he had some kind of a weight on his shoulders. Something was bothering him. One thing I noticed in his speeches is that even thou he was sitting in front of a very conservative crowd that he was at least fair and balanced in presentation and opinion.

 I mentioned this to one of the other you people there and mentioned that even for being a right wing church at least they were not “scary”. Then the girls eye’s open wide  and said “ there has been moments where it actually gets pretty scary.” ………..i  did not know how to respond to that. This girl also asked me what I thought of their church. I summed that up in one word “Conservative”. She is also one of the ones that got seriously pissed at me when I said that I was going to more than just churches. She even got upset and almost yelled at me at one point. Whatever. I will find a better place next Sunday.