Ok normally I
wouldn’t say this, but don’t go here, just don’t go here. It’s bad, REAL BAD. Why
you may ask… well your about to find out.
Easter Sunday
traditionally involves a “sun rise service” which in Edmonton means that you
will be looking at going to church around 6:30( no thank you) . I proceeded to arrive
at 11am ( regular service time) and
walked in and took a seat. The building and decor was old and outdated. And the
service was on a stage at the front of the room. It was kind of oddly set up
with two small pianos on each side of it which two ladies played at the same
time. Besides the podium being at their front of the stage, it looked like it
was set up for filming 1980’s TV interviews! No joke, there were 4 wicker
seats, 2 on each side angled perfectly
as if there were cameras there, silk plants were placed strategically and
everything!
You get the
idea :P The church had about 50 people, once again a full family mix, but that
is due to the day. This church is defiantly made for an older crowd that doesn’t
like change, but that is still no excuse for what happened at the end of the
service.
I had a pleasant
fellow sit down beside me, I’m guessing he is around 35-ish. I did think too
much of it until he went up to the stage and sang in a full rich operatic voice.
Did I mention he kind of looks like carrot top? :P This was once again a church where you are expected
to bring your own bible, and so this time I was going to have to go without.
One of the
more odd things I noticed was the offering. I know they always have those
little envelope things to put your money in, but I never do. I give one Lonny
to each church nothing more nothing less, and I don’t hide it. They said a
prayer to bless the offering and then two gentlemen walked to the back of the
church with the plates, but they didn’t get passed up thru the crowd?? Needless
to say they didn’t get a sheckle from me and I don’t regret it. It was the only
church where they actually announced to the crowd that the donations go towards
their missionary work overseas and in the city.
There one
good thing that I heard that day. It was a humorous story about a German woman
that was so hell-bent on the fact that Christ could not raise her from the
dead, that she gave specific instructions to her relatives, that when she died
that her grave be ultra-reinforced so that even if she was risen that there
would be no way she could be removed from her grave. In a great twist of irony I small seed found a
tinny water crack in the marble slab and slowly over many years worked its way
up and right thru the middle, cracked thru all the reinforcements and split the
grave in two. A great tree now stands
over the grave that “could not be raised” :P
Ok, so it
has been all happy sunshine rainbows up until this point. But that ends here.
There was a
different speaker called up , a skinny man aprox 65 years old. He spoke with
great vocal punch! ( seriously it was just like a TV show!). this person
explained that he spend 2 months every year on Pakistan preaching the word of Christ
to the local people ( this dude has to be crazy). But this is what got me. He
started explain that the Muslims have a celebration where they walk around Muhammad’s grave as to say “here
is our great leader! He is here!” and then he exclaimed that “But their leader’s grave is a grave of defeat!
Because he is still dead! Jesus’ tomb is a tomb of victory! Cause our savior
lives and has triumphed over death!” I the crowd followed with a sound
of agreement. Someone should have got a photo of my face when I heard that.
Congratulations
Church #17 for being the first and hopefully last Edmonton church to encouraging
religious intolerance. You blasphemous Pharisee loving, Paul quoting herd of
goats! PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT DOUCHE-CANOES!
I’m not
done. :P lol.
What you
need to remember was the fact that this dude was not the head of the church he
was just a speaker, and the other fellow up there (also of a similar age)
seamed much more warm and friendly. So I decided I would direct my questions at
this more inviting fellow.
That was my 2nd mistake.
What seam
start as an enjoyable conversation soon turned into a hour long argument. It
was very clear that this fellow had a message for me. Or this is what I got the
impression of.
#1. I will
not find god by visiting other denominations and I am wasting my time.
Well I could
spend my time just as well on You Tube and Pintrest right? :P
#2. If I worship
in another temple then that is blasphemy!
Commit blasphemy… Check! Another thing off my checklist
#3. I will never understand how to be a good Christian
until I study the book of John inside and out and live by every word of it.
Bro, I’m
only in the book of Joshua. Talk to me again in a year!
#4. Nothing has
ever been changed in the bible because the person that does it will suffer a
fate worse than death!”
Do you seriously
think there was not some Non-Christian ( or possibly even Christian) emperors
in the past that didn’t give a rats ass, and was more than willing to tweak the
bible to help control their Empire? What
the ancient illiterate population don’t know don’t hurt them right?
#5. The King James bible is %100 the whole truth
and nothing but the truth and every other translation and interpretation is
wrong!
*face palm
After all
this I shook his hand and told him straight up that I am never coming back. And
marched out, but I guess what? I am not the only one! You know how they normally
put prayer requests in the back of the pamphlet? Well I went home and was looking thru them and
I noticed there was also a note to pray that Gordon, Matthew and Nadine to “come
back to the church”. All I have to say to those 3 is RUN! Just keep running! I hope
you find what you are looking for! And more so, I hope you find the pure love
that and joy which is the stuff that God is made of!
I need a
drink, who’s got the wine?